me when someone tells me shit like “you know all these meds are actually worse for you they turn you into a zombie ://”, “you should try yoga”, “why dont you exercise more”:
Drag queens on Rupaul’s Drag Race:
“I don’t sew”
“I don’t lipsync”
“I don’t dance”Me:
me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
THIS IS SO FUCNKING FUNNY
OMG
nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries
As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
This isen’t a post, this is an experience
wlws:
“not everything can be gay” it can. and it will
if there’s a will, there’s a gay








